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  1. mare-moment:

    Some ticks carry a disease, so we’re supposed to avoid them all.

    Some sharks bite people, so we’re supposed to always be cautious in the ocean.

    Some snakes are venomous, so if you can’t decide whether it’s deadly or not, assume deadly.

    But no, not all men.

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  3. "Just because your pain is understandable, doesn’t mean your behavior is acceptable."

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    Steve Maraboli, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience (via derikisu)

    Keep this one in your back pocket for the next time someone acts like an ass and then tells you they’ve been through a lot of stuff. Respectful and yet still firmly keeping respect for yourself. 

    (via emilyvgordon)

    (Source: quotes-shape-us)

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  5. nevver:

MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—Historians studying archival photographs from four decades ago have come to the conclusion that the U.S. must have believed in science at some point. The New Yorker

    nevver:

    MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—Historians studying archival photographs from four decades ago have come to the conclusion that the U.S. must have believed in science at some point.
    The New Yorker

    (Source: newyorker.com)

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    thebadpunqueen:

    michaelaisradashell:

    the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

    um can you not?

    are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor
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    beben-eleben:

    Pretty Girls Making Ugly Faces

    WHAT EVEN ARE THESE GIRLS

    Yes. This is good.

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    chenisthebestkitty:

    geekdonnatroy:

    castayel:

    fuchsimeon:

    viperpilot:

    Well, this is embarrassing

    Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.

    Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.

    ….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone. 

    Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.

    That… is EMBARASSING

    the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume

    I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*

    can someone contact the designer of the porno 

    clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.

    It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.

    The thing that makes me stunned the most is that even the boobs of the porn version are cupped and held in better by her clothing than those of the official thing…

    The moment a porn movie treats the boobs of a woman with more subtlety than a big name production, some staff changes are in order.

    Meanwhile at Marvel, Black Widow wears appropriate ass kicking attire, Thor is a woman and Captain America is black and DC is over there like: what do we do with *whispers* boob

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  15. irisandtheinseparableinnuendos:

(via Hark! A Vagrant - Scotty P.)
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  17. becomingdanni:

    tooquirkytolose:

    …Has this been done before?

    THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST! I FUCKING LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS! XD

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    kids are such dumb idiots

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  23. jobhaver:

    like for big government handouts, share for luxury transsexual communism, ignore for hard work and pulling yourself up by your bootstraps

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  25. theyoungturks:

    Lawyers for two Guantanamo Bay detainees cited the Hobby Lobby decision to argue for their clients’ rights to perform prayers during Ramadan. However, federal courts have argued that the detainees didn’t qualify as persons under the Religious Freedom Restoration Act. Wow.

    (Source: tytnetwork)

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  27. "Commander Vimes didn’t like the phrase ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’, believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’."

    - Terry Pratchett (via beornwulf)

    (Source: theredkite)

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  29. "

    We are just like the genitals for our machines.


    I think that the precious boundary between ourselves and our machines, that a certain brand of anxious humanists is worried to preserve is a just a bunch of malarkey. And that it’s perfectly clear now that human world means the soft tissue that runs around having affairs and migraine headaches and it also means the hardware that sits in the basements and the skyscrapers in super-cooled, air-conditioned rooms where the entire unconscious of the culture is in storage.

    That’s what this database is, it’s the dreaming brain of the over species.

    The fact that we are the waking, mobile organic attendants of this cyber electric reef of information. We are easily replaced and we all make our small contribution. It exists all over the world, dispersed. It sets the price of gold, turns on the flow of petroleum, it moves natural gas futures in Jakarta. It is largely autonomous and by algorithmic input that is on semi-automatic mode.

    We imagine that it’s human civilization run by human beings. No it’s just Civilization run by the mysterious forces that get you to join book clubs and take certain drugs. Watch certain things, buy certain things. It has a will to its own, a complexificaiton of its own.

    I think unless you psychedelize your self, we tend to be so embedded in its assumptions that you we don’t see it… and then when you do psychedelize yourself, and you DO see it, the problem is to not freak out about it.

    The implications… are so appalling. Because what does it mean?! IT DON’T MEAN SHIT.

    "

    - Terence McKenna quote from 1991 lecture broadcast in Psychedelic Salon ep “Gathering Momentum for a Great Leap” (via m1k3y)
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