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  1. ninefoldgoddess:

    How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon

    The more you know…

    Owwww my face hurts from laughing.

    (Source: durianseeds)

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      I almost didn’t want to watch this. This was a perfectly good watermelon wtf
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